My dog got high, but it’s not my fault.

So high.

Hopefully, you’ll believe me when I say that, because the vet did not. Neither did my husband as he turned to me in the vet’s office and said, “Do you have weed in the house?” to which I replied, “No, Officer. I’ve never bought weed.” I wasn’t just being cheeky. I’m married to a cop. (Okay, I was being a little cheeky.)

Let me back up, though.